how has everyone in the world has sort of agreed on the running joke that ikea furniture is as fucking complicated to put together as the space shuttle like c’mon the instructions have simple cartoon pictures for fucks sake that shit is easy as hell to put together and if this means I’m destined to be the leader of the free world because i seem to be the only one who can figure out how to put together a damn jävla bookcase then I accept your surrender
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
Not all of them
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
Oh my god
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
These two are amazing
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this