lovelykouga:

thetrainticket:

I CAN’T BREATHE 

Me every time someone draws me a picture

zohbugg:

how has everyone in the world has sort of agreed on the running joke that ikea furniture is as fucking complicated to put together as the space shuttle like c’mon the instructions have simple cartoon pictures for fucks sake that shit is easy as hell to put together and if this means I’m destined to be the leader of the free world because i seem to be the only one who can figure out how to put together a damn jävla bookcase then I accept your surrender

me: *puts earphones in*
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me: oh right
me: *plays music*

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

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Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

blazepanda:

raggedypaperman:

tsunderelly:

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode 

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Oh my god

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

hroakie:

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tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

kirkyhotchkiss:

These two are amazing

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this