neptunain:

this angle is weird but it shows off my perfectly contoured cheekbones so I’m posting it

forestfires:

im not saying we SHOULD have sex but if you asked me I wouldn’t say no

nickimlnaj:

She is the definition of gorgeous.

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

bxbyblue:

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls

she found bear grylls

4thofjulys:

indepenDANCE PARTY

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furthest-city-light:

One of the best lines from this show.

iphonevevo:

gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast image

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

donertella:

first things first

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge