this angle is weird but it shows off my perfectly contoured cheekbones so I’m posting it
im not saying we SHOULD have sex but if you asked me I wouldn’t say no
She is the definition of gorgeous.
On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.
On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”
I want to work at Disney
what the american school system teaches us
something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states
is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post
so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls
she found bear grylls
One of the best lines from this show.
gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast
do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”
first things first
my room isn’t messy it’s grunge